A few weeks ago, I might have been totally bored and bought this Cellblock 13 Octane Singlet (in grey, of course).

Too bad I am not as in shape as this model. Damn you, pizza! So, imagine this guy with a belly and a nice set of man boobs plus with no tan and less tattoos. That’ll give you a good idea of what I look like in this damn thing. 😛

By the way … self-deprecation is an art form.