Tourist Trap [Survival Edition]

We did have fun this past weekend in everyone’s favorite tourist trap (i.e. Gatlinburg, TN).

The hotel we stayed in was pretty nice and had a cool indoor pool. Not so cool were the hoards of super unruly children in said pool. Oh, well. It would have been nice to have used the pool a little more as it was stupidly hot outside. We cooled off by spending way too much time (and money) in the fine distilleries that Gatlinburg has. We like Doc Collier the best with Sugarlands coming in a close second. Ole Smoky doesn’t even make the list.

G&S came over the mountain and we had lunch and hit Sugarlands and then Doc Collier.

Here we are before and after tasting that sweet, sweet moonshine at Sugarlands …
Sugarlands Distillery - Before
Sugarlands Distillery - After

While we were there, I saw a guy wearing this shirt and now I need one pretty badly.
Beer Hug Shirt
Yeah … so pretty much all we did was drink moonshine and eat. It was quite gluttonous.

And speaking of gluttony, tomorrow is the Annual 4th of July Cookout! There will be lots of snacks, beer, burgers, cocktails, hot dogs, and dessert consumed. Will I get drunk and pass out again … or will I manage some self-control? Only tomorrow can tell!

Tourist Trap [Survival Edition]

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