I got all uppity when I saw this headline:
“Bush Urges End To Cartoon Violence”

I thought, “How dare our dictator speak out against such great stuff as ‘Tom and Jerry.’ He’s got more improrant things to worry about like spying on fellow Americans and his War for Oil.”

Then I clicked the link and it’s not quite what it appears to be.

UPDATE!
See, the new headlines “Bush: ‘Stop the Violence’ Over Mohammed Cartoons ” and “Bush Urges End to Violence Over Cartoons” sound so much better … it doesn’t leave the impression he’s trying to do away with “Itchy & Scratchy.” Marge tried that and lost.