Like … OMG!!! I am like so crushin’ right now ’cause the new Jake G. movie comes out this weekend. Like, how sweet is that?
According to Towelroad: “For those of you Jake fans, there are scenes where the soldiers are partying in which Swofford’s privates are covered only by a Santa hat — extended scenes of Gyllenhaal’s bare backside, and a hot shower scene in which he goes full frontal. Granted, the scene is very shadowy, but you can definitely see that Mr. G is not lacking in that department.”
Like … OMG!!! I am so gonna have to not wet myself or pass out when that scene hits the screen. ‘Cause like Jake G. is really just so hot and I so deserve to see him naked in a film. I like so deserve it! I know the movie is gonna be sweet ’cause the awesome Sam Mendes directed it … but … like OMG … did I mention that I am gonna be so crushin’ all ’cause Jake G. is gonna be NAKED and BUFF? Like OMG!!!~
God Chas, you are turning into a teenage GIRL!!! You make me laugh. I was ambivalent about Jake, but he does seem to be getting HOTTER as he gets older.
Yes he is getting better with age, but he’s still not as not as hot as you, Homer.
WOOOOF, Homer, Hot stuff, there, stud.
Thanks for sharing your Jake pics. A real sizzler. If only he would get it on with Peter Sargaard’s character in a shower scene.
Really enjoy your blog post. A new blog bud. Have a great one and do enjoy Jarhead.
Okay, now you’ve officially convinced me that I have to see this too.