I was going to book my next vacation on the airline I usually travel on … but something seems to have gone terribly wrong.
Important Announcement: ALL FLIGHTS CANCELLED
We regret to announce that Oceanic Airlines has ceased all operations effective immediately.
Michael Orteig, President of Oceanic Airlines, released this statement: “After 25 years of service, we are forced to close our doors. Due to financial difficulties in the wake of the Flight 815 tragedy, we are no longer able to sustain service. We are deeply sorry that we can no longer serve our loyal customers, and apologize for any inconvenience our decision will cause.”
Passengers of Oceanic Airlines are encouraged to contact their travel agent or one of Oceanic’s airline partners to make alternate travel arrangements.
Ya gotta really be in the know to understand this one.
Heh. I am in the know … obsessively so.
Aw, man! How am I supposed to get from Sydney to LA now?!
Oh, my flight was cancelled a long time ago. So sad because I was really looking forward to seeing my bf Jack! Did you hear that Owen Hawk was on Flight 815? I think he was sitting next to Zak Spears.
You jackass, I was trying to figure out which tragedy I could have possible missed, I have CNN afterall and they never miss a good body count.
I love the strange little “hacked” message about being stranded on the island. And the inflight magazine.
i dont get it!!