“F4” … A Super-Mini Review

Storm Me, Baby!
Oh, what to say about “Fantastic Four.” Bad script. Stupid dialogue. Pointless story. Dr. Doom is really a stupid villian even though he has a great comic book past they could have drawn from. The Thing (Ben Grimm) was way cooler that he looked like he was gonna be. Pretty much the only reason to sit though “F4” is the one … the only … Chris Evans! So gorgeous. So tasty. So shirtless. So clad in spandex. And you know that didn’t have to “pad” that spandex much (if at all). Mmmm, mmmm!!!

“F4” … A Super-Mini Review

7 thoughts on ““F4” … A Super-Mini Review

  1. In the 70’s they called the Thing “Big Ben” in the Swedish translation* of the comic book. It sounds as bad as the new movie? Well, I’m not surprised… Jessica Alba – Dark Angel. ‘Nuff said!

    * The translations in Sweden is… marvelous! Beverly Hills Cop we renamed to “The cop in Hollywood”.

  2. I saw F4 over the weekend as well… and I was rather diappointed. I felt like the whole thing was… well… boring. Full of lessons about love and life and hardly any battling of evil. I’d be a lot more indignant about it– but Chris Evans was seriously so hot there were times I got distracted by his beauty.

    So when’s the sequel?

  3. T.A. says:

    He’s the only reason I agreed to see the movie in the first place. And I was NOT disappointed! I agree, when’s the sequel?

  4. Emilie.M says:

    I saw F4 over the weekend and I was surprised that the so called towel put around Chris Evans lower half was really a pink coat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………OH WELL WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. brex says:

    boring it’s not enough…
    we would be much shocked if there was a love (not sex, for xxx rating…) affair between The Thing (surely a bottom bear) and Chris (a marvellous top hunk).
    An omoerotic virus from outer space… better than usual fx !

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