Dear News Media,
I know Terri Schiavo died. I know that her parents and husband still hate each other. I know the Pope died. I know lots of people waited a long time to stare at the Pope’s corpse. I know they buried the Pope.
Can we please move on to the next story that’s gonna be beat into the ground?
Happy weekened.
Dear Media, more coverage of the recent Harness acquistion by Chas., please.
I second that motion Homer!
I know this’ll get me in the Catholic version of hell but what about a media exposé on photos of the Pope in that harness being discovered?