It was so great last night. I was trying to find a USPS insurance receipt in my home office. Inadvertently, I knocked over a stack of books and magazines (my office is really, really messy right now) … and what should appear from that stack! Porno mags that I forgot I owned. Ah, the joys of rediscovered porn.

In Other News …
I was informed today that it was perfectly okay to lust after a high school senior.